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Ever since the video was uploaded on Rihanna getting a tattoo in the Pacific, it's a real hoot watching people try and explain what Rihanna got tattooed on her hand.
Funny Comments:
~It's what they call a Maori Tattoo, it's sacred and called Tamoko
~The Maori invented Tattooing from their ancestors who came from some where else
~Rihanna loves hot looking Samoan men, thats why she got the tattoo
~Rihanna's Tattoo is Maori, just Google it.
~It looks like it's from an ancient sunken civilization, today science calls it Sundaland
~It's beautiful if you had done it right, but too bad you merged it with a random junk tattoo
~Obama's wife should get her hand done for the power of it
~It brings out the warrior spirit
~Dey used an authentic chisel and mallet
~It's a traditional "New Zealand" tattoo
~I seen dis alot on tv, so I know what it is, it's a Maori koru pattern
~Sorry Samoans this tattoo is actually a Maori tattoo. It was tattooed with an uhi, Samoan tats have never been done by an uhi. She got the tat in honour of Maori.
~She got it to have extra luck the next time she needs to hit a guy
The big questions are!
1. Did she get permission to get that Tattoo? Answer: Yes, she did since obviously Maori friends are giving it to her. Theres no controversy there.
2. Is the Tattoo "Samoan or Maori" in origin? Answer: Heres how that goes. It's a "Maori Tattoo" because they messed up on it, so by all means, please claim it as a Maori tattoo lol. Cheers lol.
3. Does the Tattoo give the wearer extra Mana? Answer: Most people don't know what Mana is, or what it's for, so theres no use in explaining something that can't be understood.
4. Does Rihanna like Samoan Men? Answer: Who doesn't, just always stock up the right food
5. Is the Tattoo a promotional gimmick? Answer: 90.9% of everything you read or experience in Cities built around commercial business, is some kind of promotional gimmick. Get used to it already.
6. Are Samoans Super humans from outerspace? Answer: Yes and No
To note: There are several promotional conversations posted in Facebook groups promoting Polynesia [Doesn't mean they're run by Samoans, Tongans, or Maori]. The conversations are made with fake accounts, claiming to be Polynesians, provoking history debates, and hoping to spark arguments between cultural claims.
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